Me: I'm actually really worried that I'm not going to do well in the exams.
Person: But sure you've a great head on your shoulders, you'll be getting all As without even trying!
Me: I don't think you understand how unrealistic and unhelpful that is to me right now.
Person: You'll do brilliantly, you'll get top points in everything!
Me: No, I won't and you're putting a lot of pressure on m-
Person: Sure you're very intelligent!
Me: Could you please just st-
Person: It'll be no bother to you!
Me: No you don't under-
Person: TOP POINTS
Me: Please st-
Person: ALL AS
Me: I don't think -
Person: VERY INTELLIGENT
Me: *drowns in a sea of other people's unrealistic expectations*